Yep, J. Lo’s momma won $2.4 MILLION (with pinky finger next to mouth) on a slot machine. (See the news story here!) Can you believe that? Just makes you sick, doesn’t it? Well, maybe because it’s J. Lo.

Taxes. You know you love them. I know I sure do! Especially for once, when I don’t owe anything! I know everyone from the IRS reads this site, so I want to say “Thanks!” for finally removing the marriage penalty. It’s about time that we don’t have to pay more just because we haven’t spit out a kid yet. Give me a break.

But I digress. Happy April.