… I was.  And after some Googling, I came up with this.

  1. Take a cheesy picture of yourself.
  2. ‘Soften’ it in an image editor, and blur the borders for that “Sears Photo Center” look.
  3. Print it in 8×10 format.
  4. Find the cheaptest frame you can get.
  5. Optionally,  sign the picture, with your favorite message. (I used “Be cool, stay in school!”)
  6. Enjoy in the fact that your beautiful face will be hanging in someone else’s house for all to see. (Or in the garage, or maybe even the bathroom.)

And here is the finished product:
Tom